If, at any stage, you’re confused here read my about page. I dress up for rubbish collection day. Two weeks ago I was Audrey Hepburn. My house is almost like Tiffany’s except it’s in South Africa, in the suburbs. We have a Chinese-crested Powder Puff and not a ginger cat. I am also smoking a chopstick.
Audrey Hepburn takes out the trash